So Tumblr people, I have an empty cupboard and no ideas.. What should I put in my cupboard? It can be anything from Porn to Posters, where do you want to start?
SHHH YOu’RE NOT mEANT TO KNOW ABOUT THAt.
that would kill me.. NO I MEAN LITERALLY KILL ME. I’M ALLERGIC. Have to rule that one out sorry
comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.
this is how you make “gay jokes” folks
having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime
This is golden XD
Me: I AM AVAILABLE ALL THE TIME. ANY DAY. ALL HOURS. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO PLEASE HIRE ME
I wonder if our animals give us names that we don’t know about
Dog: Oh you got new owner!
Cat: Yeah. She picked me up from the pound yesterday
Dog: She is so cute! What did you name her?
wow over the hedge fandom long time no see
you don’t realize how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit